My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
