So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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