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• (480): View more from Arizona

  she looked like the bat from fern gully.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  thats barely a game just flip a coin

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  should we drink on heads or tails?

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?

  (224): View more from Illinois

  50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me

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