i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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