Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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