well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
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After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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