i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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