i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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