She's JV to your varsity
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award