At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.