Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.