if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
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'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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