He kissed a someone with a penis
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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