It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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