is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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