I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
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all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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