Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
it's not cheating when I paid for it
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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