CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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