i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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