trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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