you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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