Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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