I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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