How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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