I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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