just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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