All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Someone came in the potted fern
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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