tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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