i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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