Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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