i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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