i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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