Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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