Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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