he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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