Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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