Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
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I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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