Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
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