I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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