Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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