Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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