Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
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I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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