I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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