While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum