you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Randomize
