I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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