Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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