no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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