JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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