Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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