Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i wish my penis had a tongue
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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