ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
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