Don't you send me to vm
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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