I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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