That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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