I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Is it because I queefed?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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