Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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