Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
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it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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