Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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