dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
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Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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