He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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